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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Why one mom is trying to delay her daughter’s first period — as experts warn of the risks of early puberty - New York Post

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

How do you know when someone really loves you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC

So they tried

No way

No go.

Denise Austin’s 5 Habits to Tackle Stubborn Belly Fat - Eat This Not That

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

39-year-old quit nursing to become a mechanic—her business brings in $440,000 a year: ‘It was the fastest way to make money' - MSN

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Tony Awards Up 38% From 2024 To Draw Best Audience In 6 Years On CBS - Deadline

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

A tumultuous week in Los Angeles illustrates the human toll of the Trump administration’s more aggressive immigration crackdown - CNN

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Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

What type of shoes do avid runners typically prefer and why? Is there a difference in performance between different types of running shoes?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What does pompano fish taste like?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can we buy cheap whey protein from an Amazon brand like Nakpro Power US? Is it safe to eat?

Still no good.

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

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